Dumb Con Questions


Sorry Guys YOU ask them I just wite them down!

Q. How big is 8 ½ x 11?

A. A little smaller than 9 x 12!


Q.Whad kind of pen are you using?

A. A Blue BIC.

Q. How do you spell that?


Q.Whats that you are using?

A. A white out pen.

Q. Whats in it?


Q. Did you draw these?

A. No I painted them!

Q. Will the artist be back soon?


Statement: These are all painting I did if you have any questions just ask,

Q.Did you do these?


Q.Have you done any real work?

A. Do you meen like have I had work published or do you meen a day job at an office?

Q. YES!


Q.Do you use visual aids for the Portraits? Or are you not that good?

A. Yes I do use visual aids for photo realistic pieces. Though I do like Vigo Morgenstein I never really memorized how he looked when we dated.

A. O, OK.


Q. WOW thats an amazing Glicee' how did the printer get such a texture?

A. Is the original not a print.

Q. But it seems so REAL almost like its real paint!

A. Thats because its the original not a print.

Q. What does some thing like that cost?

A. The original is $150.00 but if you would like a copy I am sure I can make you one.

Q. Thats ok it would probbibaly be a lot more, its a great piece is the original available?

A. Sure the original is $300. would you like it?

Q. Yes can I give you half down now to hold it and the rest when I pick it up later?


Q. How long did it take you to do ALL of these??

A. Well they take some where between 12 and 40 hours each so for every piece I am showing probbibaly about 6 months.

Q. WOW so they are really expensive then!


Q. Are all your original paintings for sale Streched?

A. Yes they are and all set to hang.

Q. Is it more if they aren't streched?


Some just don't need a reply though!!!

Q.The signe says you do sketchs of characters, Can you do one that I have made up?

Q. Are you a real artist? Or are you just selling some ealses books with your name on them?

Q. How long did it take you to draw all your pictures?

Q. If 1 pic costs $10.00 how much do 2 cost?

Q. Are you DRAWING that? ( Said while I am drawing a commission)

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